The Funny Bone: Week 02
Reading and Riting
One day a mother asked her son, “What did you learn in school today?”
“How to write,” he replied.
She then asked, “What did you write?”
He said, “I don’t know, they didn’t teach us how to read yet.”
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
Eight-year-old Simone and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Simone pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers!!!"
A Catechism teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to Mass, "Why is it important to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter to say the Lord's Prayer at bedtime. She would repeat after her mother. Finally, she decided to say it alone. Her mother listened with pride as she carefully pronounced each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
A nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling sick. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out through the front door to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In two minutes the little girl came back to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the girl replied.
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so fast?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."
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