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Tuesday, December 12, 2017
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The Funny Bone: Week 03

Pancake Tuesday

One day, a mother was making pancakes for her sons Sean, 5 and Kyle, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw a chance to teach them a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
"Sean turned to his younger brother and said, "Kyle, you be Jesus!"

Boeing 747

Bernie asked her Catechism class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was confused with Kevin's picture, which showed four people on an aeroplane. So, she asked him which story it was.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kevin.
"Ahh and that must be Joseph, Mary and Baby Jesus," Ms. Bernie said.
"But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot."

Game Plan

An irritated mother asked her naughty child, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
The child thought about it and said, "Well I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For heaven's sake, come in or stay out!"

Litany

One Sunday, a small boy was being difficult during the 10 o'clock Mass. The parents tried to keep their child quiet, but that didn't work very well.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and carried the boy outside.
Just before they reached the door, the boy yelled loudly to the people, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

Still here?

One day, a father was at the beach with his family, when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, led him to the shore and showed him a seagull that lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" asked the little boy.
"He died and went to Heaven," his dad answered.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "So, did God throw him back down?"

Amen!

During a children's sermon, the priest asked the children what "Amen" meant.
A little child raised her hand and said, "It means 'That's all folks'!"


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