The Funny Bone: Week 04
A small boy was listening to a long and very boring sermon in Church, when suddenly a red lamp near the altar caught his eye.
Pulling his father's sleeve, he said, "Dad, when the light turns green, can we go?"
After Mass one Sunday, a little boy called Sam suddenly announced to his mother,
"Mom, I've decided to become a priest when I grow up."
"That's okay with us Sam, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said Sam, "I'll have to go to Church on Sunday anyway, and I think it will be more fun to stand up and talk than to sit and listen.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
The Sign of the Cross
A boy was riding on his bike outside church one day, when the priest saw him and invited him in.
The boy said,"...But someone will steal my bike."
The priest explained that the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.
The priest showed the boy how to make the sign of the cross and told the boy to repeat it..."In the name of the Father, The Son...Amen"
The priest asked," What about the Holy Spirit?"
The boy replied, "Isn't it outside taking care of my bike?"
A couple had two naughty little boys, aged 8 and 10, who were always getting into trouble.
The boys' mother heard that there was a priest in town who was good at correcting children. So, she decided to send her 8-year-old son in the morning and her 10-year-old in the afternoon.
The priest, a huge man with a loud voice, made the younger boy sit down and asked him strictly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he sat there, wide-eyed and said nothing.
So the priest repeated the question in an even louder voice, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the priest raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and yelled, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and ran from the room, directly home and hid in his cupboard, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
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