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Monday, October 23, 2017
Inside HSI Kids


The Funny Bone: Week 09

Man to Man

A 4-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"
"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidize, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color."
There was a long silence.
Then the boy asked, "Daddy, are you talking to me?"

Duet

A family was on a road trip and the 3 year-old son was happily singing some song. After a while he asked, "Mummy, sing with me?"
The mother answered no, she didn't want to. Well, the 3 year-old kept irritating her to sing until finally she said, "Ask your father!"
"Dad," said the boy, "Will you tell Mum to sing with me?"

Night Prayers

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys kneeled down beside their beds to say their prayers. Suddenly, the youngest boy began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW BASKETBALL..."
His older brother leaned over, nudged his younger brother, and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
The little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

Taste of your own medicine

One day, four-year-old Tim decided to help his parents with running odd jobs. As if the stress weren't enough for his parents, Tim insisted on asking questions about everything, he told his dad how to drive better and sang every song he knew. Finally, fed up with the non-stop chatter, his dad made him an offer, "Tim, if you'll be quiet for just a few minutes, I'll give you a dollar." It worked.
When they stopped for lunch, his dad began to give him orders, "Tim, sit up straight...don't spill your drink ...don't talk with your mouth full."
Finally Tim said seriously, "Dad, if you'll be quiet for just a few minutes, I'll give you a dirham."

Eenie Meenie ...

A man doing a survey, walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, "How many children do you have?"
The woman answered, "Four."
The man asked, "May I have their names, please?" The woman replied, "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George."
Confused, the man said, "May I ask why you named your fourth child 'George'?"
"Because we sure didn't want any Moe."


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