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Thursday, October 19, 2017
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The Funny Bone: Week 10

Christmas Gift

On the day after Christmas, the priest looked over the cradle in the crib, when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing.
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the missing little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got Him from the church."
"And why did you take Him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Baby Jesus and told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give Him a ride in it."

Litter Labels

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
"How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Jumping Jack

Grandma told 4-year-old Dean not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that if he fell, he would hurt himself badly.
Many minutes later, he was back to jumping on the beds again. Grandma said, "Dean, you aren't jumping on the beds again, are you?"
He stood with his little head dropped low and said, "I'm trying not to, but it's so hard to quit."

Catechism

Robert came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands, one Sunday.
"Where did you get that from?" his mother asked.
"I bought it with the dollar you gave me."
"The dollar I gave you was for Catechism."
"I know Mom," said Robert, "but the priest met me at the door and let me enter for free."

God the Artist

A Catechism teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven. . ."


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