The Funny Bone: Week 11
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him: "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen!" replied the little boy.
His cousin laughed and asked how he knew this.
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up!
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"
Below Sea Level
Dad: How much did you get on your test today, son?
Greg: Underwater, Dad.
Dad: What do you mean "underwater"?
Greg: You know. Below "C" level.
Six year old Rick went crying to his Mother because his three year old sister Kate pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," his Mother said, "Kate doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."
A little while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to find out what's wrong.
This time the sister is crying. Her brother says ... "Now she knows how much it hurts."
Jamie: Mom, will you do my math homework for me tonight?
Mom: No, dear, it wouldn't be right.
Jamie: Well, you could try!
From dust ... to dust
After church, Jimmy tells his parents he has to go and talk to the priest right away.
They agree and the priest greets the family.
"I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."
"That's right, Johnny, I did."
"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."
"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"
"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed because there's
someone either coming or going!"
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