The Funny Bone: Week 13
Simple
The math teacher saw that little Fred wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Fred! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Fred quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
History
Dad: Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Kim: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Tennis
One day, Sarah asked her friend Ron "Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?"
Ron answered "Yes, the Bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"
Smarty Pants
Sam (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Sam : This is my father speaking!
Correct Answer
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
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