The Funny Bone: Week 13
The math teacher saw that little Fred wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Fred! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Fred quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Dad: Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Kim: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
One day, Sarah asked her friend Ron "Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?"
Ron answered "Yes, the Bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"
Sam (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Sam : This is my father speaking!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
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