The Funny Bone: Week 16
The Broken Doll
Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
A in Math
Little Jason was doing badly in math. His parents tried everything they could think of, but nothing worked.
Finally, they put him in a Catholic school.
After the first day, little Jason came home with a very serious look on his face.
He went straight to his room and started studying. His mother was amazed.
Finally, little Jason brought home his report card with an A in math.
His mother then went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Jason looked at her and said, Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.
The teacher asked Sam, "Where can we find the Red Sea?"
Sam answered, "Well, there's one at the top of my last test paper."
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
A teacher was sitting in a circle with a group of young children, and was asking them questions.
"Jessica, what sound does a cow make?"
Jessica replied, "It goes 'moo'."
"Michelle, what sound does a cat make?"
Michelle said, "It goes 'meow'."
"Melissa, what sound does a lamb make?"
Melissa said, "It goes 'baaa'."
"Brian, what sound does a mouse make?"
Brian paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes... 'click'!"
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