The Funny Bone: Week 17
Little Nathan came home from school one day with a new book under his arm, and said "It's a prize, mother."
"Prize? What for, dear?"
"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich had and I said three."
"But an ostrich has two legs."
"I know that now, Mother, but the rest of the class said four, so I was nearest."
Letters to God
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -- Julia
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -- Nicky
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -- Kevin J.
A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time just before Easter. The church lights were lowered and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.
All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..."
"How did school go today?" a mother asked her little boy.
"Fine," the little fellow said. "We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child."
"What did she say?" his mother asked.
She said, "Thank goodness!"
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