The Funny Bone: Week 18
When Sarah reached school late on Monday, her teacher asked her why she was late.
"Because of the sign", Sarah said.
"What sign?" asked her teacher.
The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multipllication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables teacher!
One day, the teacher asked John, "How do you spell Crocodile?"
"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L", came the reply.
"No, that's wrong" said his teacher.
"Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it", was the smart reply.
Teacher: "Ellen give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, Ellen ... Always say, "I am."
Ellen: "All right ... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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