The Funny Bone: Week 20
Favourite Bible character
One Sunday, the teacher asked her student Barbara, "Who is your favourite character in the Bible?"
"King Solomon", declared Barbara, "because he was so kind to ladies and animals."
"Who told you that?" asked the teacher.
"Nobody told me; I read it myself in the Bible. It says Solomon kept 700 wives and 300 porcupines."
A new Sunday School teacher had to correct mistakes that some children were making in the Lord's Prayer.
One child was saying, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name..."
Another was saying, "...Lead us not into Penn Station..."
What surprised her the most, was one child who was saying, "Our Father, who art in heaven, how'd you know my name?"
A Sunday School teacher told her class the story of the birth of Jesus.
Then she decided to test them on it.
"Who was the first to know of Jesus' birth?", she asked and expected them to either say 'The Shepherd' or 'The Wise Men'.
At once, a four-year-old girl stood up and shouted, "Mary!"
Heaven or Pie?
Little Joshua listened carefully as the Sunday School teacher told the class about Heaven.
She ended it by saying, "All who are glad you are going to Heaven, raise your hands."
Every hand went up, except one.
'Why don't you want to go to Heaven, Joshua?" asked the teacher.
"Well," Joshua replied, "When I left home, Mom was baking an apple pie."
The Sunday School teacher explained the story of how Prophet Elijah built the altar, put wood on it, and cut the bullock into pieces and laid them on the altar.
"And then," the teacher said, "He commanded the people to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar, and they did this four times."
"Now children, can anyone of you tell why this water was poured over the bullock on the altar?"
A shrill voice from the back rows said, "To make the gravy."
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