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Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Inside HSI Kids


The Funny Bone: Week 21

Sin and forgiveness

One Sunday, a nun gave a long talk on sin, prayer and forgiveness.
When she had finished the lesson, she asked little Jenny,
"What do we have to do before we ask the Lord to forgive us?"
"Sin," replied Jenny confidently.

Questions and Answers I

  • When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
    When the Lord gave Moses two tablets.

  • Why is it that some young men want to become priests?
    Becuase it is easier to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.
  • Time Jokes

  • What time is the best time to go to the dentist?
    Tooth-hirty!

  • What time of year do you jump on a trampoline?
    Spring time!

  • Which candy can't get anywhere on time?
    Choco-late!

  • Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
    Because she wanted to see time fly!
  • Drink Jokes

  • What do cats put in their drinks?
    Mice Cubes!

  • What drink do wrestlers like?
    Fruit Punch!

  • Which is the funniest soda?
    Joke-a-cola!


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