The Funny Bone: Week 21
Sin and forgiveness
One Sunday, a nun gave a long talk on sin, prayer and forgiveness.
When she had finished the lesson, she asked little Jenny,
"What do we have to do before we ask the Lord to forgive us?"
"Sin," replied Jenny confidently.
Questions and Answers I
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When the Lord gave Moses two tablets.
Why is it that some young men want to become priests?
Becuase it is easier to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.
What time is the best time to go to the dentist?
What time of year do you jump on a trampoline?
Which candy can't get anywhere on time?
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly!
What do cats put in their drinks?
What drink do wrestlers like?
Which is the funniest soda?
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