The Funny Bone: Week 22
A little boy's prayer -
"Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me.
Oh, please take care of your self, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess.
A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night.
"Dear God, thank you for these pancakes."
When he finished, his parents asked him why he thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken.
He smiled and said, "I just wanted to see if He was paying attention tonight."
One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer. "Now I lay me down to rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test, if I should die before I wake, that's one less test I have to take."
One four-year-old prayed:
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher.
She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Biran, what sound does a cow make?"
Brian replied, "It goes 'moo'."
"Britney, what sound does a cat make?"
Britney said, "It goes 'meow'."
"Merlin, what sound does a lamb make?"
Merlin said, "It goes 'baaa'."
"Christine, what sound does a mouse make?"
Christine paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes... 'click'!"
Raising the Dead
Little Bobby: Mom, besides Lazarus, weren't more people raised from the dead by Jesus?
Mom: Now where did you learn that there were more people? It was only Lazarus.
Little Bobby: But mom, every time I read that verse I cannot help but think that there were at least four people.
Mom: But why would you think that?
Little Bobby: Because Lazarus came fourth (forth)!
Questions and Answers 2
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
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