The Funny Bone
Question: Which character in the Bible seemingly has no parents?
Answer: Joshua, because he is the son of Nun.
Question: Who was the first person mentioned in the Bible to play tennis?
Answer: Joseph, because he served in the Pharoah's court.
Jack, a sunday school teacher, asked his students to draw a baby of infant Jesus, Mary and Joseph fleeing from the evil King Herod. Janet drew a jumbo jet with three heads looking out the windows.
Jack: "That's interesting, where are they going?"
Jack: "In an aeroplane?"
Janet: "Yes. And Pontius the pilot is driving."
Andy: "Grandpa, were you on Noah's ark?"
Grandpa: "Oh no, I wasn't."
Andy: "Then how did you survive the flood?"
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Leafy Tale
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the his voice, he answered, "It's Adam's Suit!"
A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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